Someone started a rumor this week that some kid at our high school has a 15 inch penis.
Whoa.
15 inches? seriously?
Being the inquisitive young girl I am, I made it the topic of my daily journal entry in senior composition.
Lets ponder this for a second..
This is either the most RIDICULOUS rumor EVER or there is ACTUALLY a 15 year old kid wandering around our campus with equipment fit for thoroughbred race horse breeding.
Note: He’s not even black.
Some idiot that goes by the name “Tex” tried explaining how he must have done it with steroids. Since nicknaming yourself after our nations dustiest, most conservative state MUST give you the predetermined title of class idiot, I wasn’t SO surprised.. But still..
WHO ACTUALLY HAS A PENIS AND THINKS IT’S A FUCKING MUSCLE?!?!
REALLY??
Is that really what they teach you in Texas? I feel like maybe I should explain to you that in fact your penis is NOT a muscle and drinking gallons of No Explode & Gatorade in between the weight room and our football team’s bench will NOT make you an animal in the sack.
Reading a book and raising your IQ a few points MAY help you to gain the experience that will.
Anyways, back to the huge penis.
One can’t help but question how useful a 15 inch Wang really is,
I mean- Most women can hardly comfortably take a vigorous 8 or 9.
10 if they’re “well socialized”.
12 If they’ve had a large litter of children or they’re a heavily used Thia Lolita.
But 15? 15 inches would send any woman hissing & spitting onto a bedroom floor holding their hemorrhaging abdomen after experiencing the equivalent of having a large holiday size salami log pummel their cervix like it’s a pinata.
When I think of penis clear up to my rib cage, thats not exactly my idea of good love making, but hey! whatever floats your boat.
So gentlemen, if you’re going to make up a fictitious penis size, make it a reasonable one.
Now if you actually DO have a 15 inch cock.. Post an add on Craigslist, Freak show.
Ok seriously, you have NO idea how much this made me laugh, haha. I’m sitting in class and I just happen to stumble upon this, oh wow. Laugh fest within myself, haha. This is amazing, you probably shouldn’t say it, but someone had to and it was definitely a good laugh.
Not to mention you’re 100% right about everything you said in this. I don’t think any woman wants a 15 inch penis smashing into their ribs. Not my cup of tea.
If the penis isn’t a muscle, then what is it? because it’s certainly not a bone.
In anatomy and physiology they’ll teach you that it is, in fact, an organ composed of muscle and erectile tissue that swells with blood to achieve an erection.
The idea of a 15 year old with a dick that big is pretty preposterous, but not unheard of. Although steroids don’t make anything bigger (quite the contrary actually, it shrinks the testes and causes impotence), there’s lots of crap out there that’ll give u a bigger dick, like creams, pumps, and although i doubt the kid had it, surgery.
It’s really gross to think of a dick bein that big, you probably can’t get it up, an it’s probably hella thin, not a sausage as you described, but probably a limp spaghetti noodle haha…
weirdest conversation ever, I never thought I’d post a comment about dicks but hey, I’m in sex ed might as well share the knowledge haha…
funny post, though…
Jason…quit being so technical, geez.
Chels – I know this kid, he’s a nerd
He’s mistaking the penis for his arm.
HAHAH
wow
I love you, you crack me up.
god. I’m proud to say I’m related to you.
kari- I don’t need your crap! your just mad because I’m so awesome and you miss me ’cause i wasn’t here last time!
chels- if anyone’s a nerd, kari is. This chick knows more web design than anyone i know.
Jason – Well, you’re getting my crap, whether you like it, or not! Hahahahahaha. I do miss you, damnit.
Chelsey – Don’t listen to Jason, he’s just jealous because I’m better at web design than he is. I’m a proud nerd.