About Me

Oh hey! My names Chelsey, just in case you haven’t picked up on that.

I write, Just in case you haven’t picked up on that either. I have a lot to say, most of it is on the offensive side.

The great thing about that is
offensive = honest & entertaining.

So keep reading.

A lot of people tell me I should write a book or become a professional columnist, But for now I’m content with keeping a blog online where I can still use colorful language like “fuck”, “shit” & “twat”. To read said examples of me using such language, browse through my “Top Posts” or “Categories” on the right hand side of this page.

Do you like sexually explicit content? Hardcore substance abuse? Unwholesome ideas? Shit talking? Harry Potter? Or do you simply enjoy a good laugh or something to ponder once in a while?

Well, you’ll probably find it here.

Another thing; you can comment even if you aren’t a member of wordpress.com, so don’t be shy! Tell me what you think.

Less about my work; more about myself. I’m 17. I’ve grown up in a small border town basically my whole life. It’s in the very northwest corner of the black abyss of meth and apples we call Washington state (see map).

But NO, I don’t live in Seattle and YES I’m aware Kurt Cobain is from there and NO I DON’T HANG OUT WITH HIM. Actually now that I think of it, He’s dead; so you’re an idiot for asking that. I obviously enjoy writing, but I also enjoy music, parties, friends, reading and sneakers. Yes, sneakers. I don’t have much of a pocket for them, but go ahead and test my sneaker knowledge, I’ll blow you away.
I’m a big fan of original, interesting, creative people. I am NOT a big fan of creeps, copy cats or the self righteous conservative types, Sorry.
*Sigh* Well, I’d say you know the basics, so have a peak around.

If you’d like to know anything more, hit me up on MySpace.

http:www.myspace.com/chelsbrown1990